Posted by: Worn_Out | May 12, 2008

#3 - Myspace

Myspace LogoI’m sure some will think I say Myspace is worn out because of Facebook’s increasing popularity.  But there’s one thing Myspace has that Facebook doesn’t: horribly bad visuals.  Myspace is the ugliest thing on the ‘net since Geocities.

Glittery images, bad style sheets, and horribly low-res images of people can be found on Myspace.  Oh and don’t forget the perverts!  In all fairness, perverts are all over the internet, but in Myspace’s case pedophiles flock to the picture-laden profiles of underage kids.

Of course the pedophiles aren’t the only people who should be banned from Myspace.  What about all those people who buy hair gel in bulk?  The same people who can be found at this great site.  So here’s what I have to say anyone using Myspace: First, you’re not in high school any more–unless you are, in which case Myspace might be for you.  And if you’re over the age of 14 and still using Myspace, please buy some condoms–people like you shouldn’t be allowed to breed.

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