Posted by: Worn_Out | May 9, 2008

#1 - Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson I don’t particularly love Tony Romo, but he seems like a nice enough guy.  Though I do detest the cock-sure team he plays for.  So this has nothing to do with Romo and everything to do with Jessica herself.

Yes, Jessica Simpson is beautiful.  Though that’s about it, since stories of her intelligence–or lack thereof–are known far and wide.  Much like Grandpa passed down stories of the war to you, someday you’ll pass down stories about Jessica Simpson to your grand-kids.  And you’ll show them the video of her tuna quandary the way Grandpa showed you his gnarly shrapnel scar.

Jessica hasn’t really done anything for us lately.  She’s done a handful of things in the almost 10 years she’s been around.  But certainly not enough to warrant hanging around the way she does.  And speaking of hangers-on… what’s up with her dad?  He’s just disturbing on so many levels.

Until Jessica Simpson is in Playboy, I hope we won’t hear much from her in the coming years.  (I only buy it for the articles.)  Music has become a background hobby for Jessica and her movies aren’t exactly blockbusters, so I’m crossing my fingers on this one.

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